NOTE FROM DANNY:

Last week at UC Berkeley, a human sexuality class
came under fire after allegations that the student
run course staged an extracurricular party at
a strip club where the teacher participated in
an orgy in front of his students. Wow! Talk
about trying to score a C!
Anyway, based on that, here’s this week’s topic…

The Top 7 Signs Your Professor is Way
Too Into the Material They’re Teaching

7> Medieval History: Your professor was just arrested while releasing infected fleas and rats at night for his discussion on the Black Plague.

6> Political Science: He won’t teach the class until Enron ponies up a few thou.

5> Computer Science: The only languages allowed are C, C++ & Cobol — even when speaking.

4> Art History: For the Picasso lectures he cut off his ear and claims that next time, he’s got a really interesting demonstration planned for his Robert Mapplethorpe lecture.

3> French History: Every time a student is late, he forces him to volunteer for his demonstration of the guillotine.

2> Calculus: “Differentiates” himself with a different co-ed each night.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Professor is Way Too Into the Material
They’re Teaching…

1> French: Greets you at the door by sticking his tongue in your mouth.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Chris White, UT Austin — 1, 6
Craig D. Barker, University of Michigan — 2
Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Barry D. Johnson, RIT — 5
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Madonna, Rochester, Michigan — Ambience