February 2nd, 2007



NOTE FROM BRANDON:
Recently, a member of an IT department
at some school somewhere stole a bunch
of stuff and got caught or something…


The Top 7 Signs Your IT
Department Is Robbing You Blind


7> Their World of Warcraft character name is “Rippen Jerryoff.”

6> Since when do you have to pay a cover to get into the computer lab?

5> How come Fergie didn’t perform at our office party?

4> They have the only laptop in the lab with hydraulics.

3> BlackBerries growing on trees.

2> Every login includes your PayPal account number.

and the Number 1 Sign Your IT Department Is Robbing You Blind…

1> “The only thing left in the room was a ‘thank-you’ card from Acid Burn, Cereal Killer, and Lord Nikon.”




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 1 (12th #1!)
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2
Randy Lee, US Military Academy — 3
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — 4, 6, 7 (Triple Sec!)
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 5
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor



RUNNERS UP list — Ripped

In the week since he started, the computer lab has shrunk down to an IntelliVision computer and DOS-ready PC.
(Derek Matheis, University of New Haven)

On-campus Doritos consumption has quadrupled.
(Randy Lee, US Military Academy)


Runners Up list name
(Danny Gallagher, UT Austin)



HONORABLE MENTIONS list — IT (Is Terrible)

It was hard to understand him before, but now it’s even worse with all the gold teeth in his mouth.
(Derek Matheis, University of New Haven)

Soap AND shampoo?
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
(John Shurniak, University of Regina)

They’ve been seen dating women.
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)


Honorable Mentions list name
(Danny Gallagher, UT Austin)