September 3rd, 2002



The Top 6 Signs Your
Computer Lab Needs Updating


6> Instead of sending IMs, people communicate using tin cans and a string.

5> The lab geeks are so frustrated with the archaic system that they have abandoned it in favor of dating and social life.

4> Let’s just say that the million monkeys have finished their Shakespeare project and are moving on to Faulkner.

3> The system is so limited that it will only download jpegs of Britney Spears pre-huge-gazongas.

2> Those folks from PETA are really upset about the hours the hamsters put in.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Computer Lab Needs Updating…

1> Other labs: Windows XP. Your lab: Windows BC.




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Credits:

Selected from 69 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Josh Sinnett, University of Washington — 1 (2nd #1!)
Scott Witmer, Penn State — 2
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 3, 5
Mark Dexter, George Washington University — 4, 6
Laurie Northrup, Paris IV/Sorbonne — Topic
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Pansy Division, San Francisco, CA — Ambience