May 18th, 2007
NOTE FROM BRANDON:
Mother’s Day was celebrated by Hallmark and
Flowers.com on May 13th. As usual, we at
Top5College forgot, and our moms are pissed off!
Flowers.com on May 13th. As usual, we at
Top5College forgot, and our moms are pissed off!
The Top 6 Signs Your
College Student Forgot Mother’s Day
College Student Forgot Mother’s Day
6> “Honey, I signed you up for the Marines.”
5> “Yes, dahling, your mumsy-poo has been on a little bender-poo since her only offspring-poo shattered her world-poo….”
4> “Oh…I have a…*child*?”
3> The goodie box to Junior contains homemade chocolate chip cookies, frosted cupcakes, a pound of jelly beans, and a reminder to renew his insulin prescription.
2> “Who put all my baby pictures on MySpace?”
and the Number 1 Sign Your College Student Forgot Mother’s Day…
1> “So, son, we’re cutting back on some unimportant costs right now, and… well, about your medical insurance…”
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Credits:
Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brian Losoya, University of Texas at Austin — 1 (1st #1!)
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 2, 6
James Knowles, Cal Poly — 3
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 4, 5
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor
RUNNERS UP list — Calendar-challenged
The bumper sticker on the back of the Volvo reading “My spoiled,
irresponsible, ungrateful, cheapskate child made dean’s list at
State U.”
(Jeffrey Anbinder, Cornell University)
Did it fall on a weekend this year? Because I do all my drinking on weekends.
(Rabbi Crut, BGSU)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
(Jeffrey Anbinder, Cornell University)
Did it fall on a weekend this year? Because I do all my drinking on weekends.
(Rabbi Crut, BGSU)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
