The Top 8 Signs Your
Classmate Plans to Run for President

8> When called on in class, she always starts with “My fellow Americans….”

7> The tapes of all the lectures you recorded keep getting erased.

6> He’s already compiled a short list of Supreme Court nominees.

5> He insists that “Hail to the Chief” be played when he enters the lecture hall.

4> The only female in class he hasn’t hit on, coincidentally, shares his surname.

3> Well, he joined the National Guard in the middle of a large war, didn’t he?

2> What you call the Campus Lecture Series she calls “photo ops with famous people.”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Classmate Plans to Run for
President…

1> He practices by vomiting all over the president of the neighboring university.

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 1 (3rd #1!)
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 2
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 3
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom University — 4
Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia Community College — 5, Topic
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 6, 8
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 7
John Shurniak, University of Regina — Banner tag
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty