NOTE FROM DANNY:

The “X-Men” sequel was recently unleashed on
movie-goers, marking the start of the summer movie
season. I wonder what it would be like to study
mutantology in college. Hmmm, I wonder…

The Top 7 Signs Your Campus Might Secretly Be
“Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Children”

7> They regularly beat every opposing sports team they play, and they never even leave the bench.

6> Every time you have a pep rally, the cheerleaders make one of those pyramid things. Only theirs is inverted.

5> Taping straws to one’s hand in the cafeteria and going “Oooh, look at my scary claws!” gets you a prompt ass-kicking.

4> The co-ed across the table from you has three boobs… and you haven’t had one drink yet.

3> Today’s weather report: “10% chance of rain, 10% chance of tornadoes, 10% chance of a blizzard….”

2> You get sent to the principal’s office for pulling a prank… tomorrow.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Campus Might Secretly Be “Professor
Xavier’s School for Gifted Children”…

1> The guy beside you in math class can shoot lightning bolts from his eyes and propel things across the room, but is not named Bobby Knight.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Chris Stump, Roanoke College — 1, 6, 7 (2nd #1!)
(Triple sec!)
Josh Sinnett, University of Washington — 2, 3
Audra Whitton, N. Virginia CC — 4, 5
Randy Lee, US Military Academy — Topic
Earth, Wind and Fire, Chicago, IL — Ambience
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA