November 18th, 2005



The Top 6 Signs You Took
Too Many Credits This Semester


6> By the end of the semester you have more credits then empty beer bottles.

5> You have no noticeable tan lines.

4> Your new title around the dorm is No-Fun Nathan.

3> Not once did your binge drinking require stomach pumping or even an induced vomit.

2> At a party everyone does a shot for every class they’re taking. You wake up six days later.

and the Number 1 Sign You Took Too Many Credits This Semester…

1> You: Wake up early Saturday morning to do homework. Everyone else: “There’s a Satuday morning?!?!”




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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John Shurniak, University of Regina — 1, 6 (4th #1!)
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 2
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 3, 4, 5
(Triple Sec!)
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty