The Top 6 Signs the
Registrar Hates You

6> She claims that your subscription to Playboy doesn’t count toward the art appreciation requirement.

5> Your 9 a.m. biology lab professor has been switched from Dr. Smith to Dr. Kevorkian.

4> What you signed up for: Still Life Photography. What you got: Quantum Thermodyamic Principles of Subatomic Particles

3> Insists that ‘igpay atinlay’ will not fulfill your foreign language requirement.

2> You begin to question whether “Prison Love 327″ is *really* a class.

and the Number 1 Sign the Registrar Hates You…

1> The last class that you need to graduate has the following restrictions: No Freshmen, No Sophomores, No Paul Adams. Your name: Paul Adams.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 1 (Woo-hoo!)
Matt Bertrand, Doane College — 2 (Rookie!)
Wendy Bielec, SUNY Cortland — 3, 5, 6 (Hat trick, Topic, Rookie!)
Barry D. Johnson, RIT — 4
Mike Budzinski, Purdue University — RU List Name
Laurie Northrup, Hamilton College — Resident Advisor