The Top 7 Signs the Kid
Sitting Next to You Is a Pledge

7> He wears the jersey of the opposing football team while asking out your QB’s girlfriend.

6> She hasn’t slept in a week, and finals aren’t for anothe

three months.

5> His lemon-fresh scent and long-lasting shine.

4> “PLEDGE” is clearly written across his forehead with permanent marker.

3> I don’t know, could it be the peacock feathers?

2> She has to sit on a pillow.

and the Number 1 Sign the Kid Sitting Next to You Is a Pledge…

1> Well, SOMEBODY sure smells like oysters and raw eggs around here!

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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 1, 5 (2nd #1!)
Derek Matheis, University of New Haven — 2
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 3
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 4
Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas — 5
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus - Atlanta — 6, 7
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — Banner tag
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty