The Top 6 Signs the
Football Season’s Not Going So Well

6> The school mascot is found drunk with a pistol in one paw and a suicide note in the other.

5> Several team members are asked to give back their scholarships.

4> Your mascot wasn’t kidnapped by the rival school, he transferred.

3> That gun wasn’t the two-minute warning. That was one of the season ticket holders with a seat on the fifty yard line.

2> When the opposing team wins, they actually feel guilty.

and the Number 1 Sign the Football Season’s Not Going So Well…

1> The other team left the game early, and it still took you three plays to score.

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Credits:

Selected from 62 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 1 (2nd #1)
Lindsey Miller, whereabouts unknown — 2
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 3
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus - Atlanta — 4
Neal Bouffard, Carleton University — 5, 6
Kevin Freels, whereabouts unknown — RU/HM list name
Laurie Northrup, Syracuse University — Topic
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty
Rutgers’ Football Team — Ambience