April 25, 2003     

NOTE FROM DANNY:

Allegedly, a dormitory at Indiana State University
is haunted by a ghost, but not just any ghost. The
students call their specter “Barfin’ Barb” because
she roams the halls at night barfing her guts up.
They believe Barb is the ghost of a co-ed who barfed
to death after one too many frat parties. Hey, who’s
that chick next to the bar puking her guts up?
Could it be your hall is haunted? Here’s how to find out.

The Top 9 Signs the Dorm
Where You’re Partying Is Haunted

9> “Man, that Nixon is a real party animal! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!!”

8> The walls are melting and you haven’t even taken your first
hit.

7> Three parties in one, as you get taken on a trip by the Ghosts
of Parties Past, Present and Future.

6> The hot chick who tells you to meet her down the hall and
never shows up — she must’ve been a ghost. (Okay, not a sign,
but a good excuse to tell your buddies).

5> No need for ice to cool down the keg. Just put it in that one
spot in the dining room where the icy blasts always keep it 30
degrees colder than normal.

4> Suddenly kegs go flying across the room… and the football
team *isn’t* there yet.

3> Your sexy roommate passed out drunk at the party and woke up
the next day covered in ectoplasm. At least that’s what she
hopes it is.

2> You’re female and you suddenly realize why they call Casper
the *Friendly* Ghost.

and the Number 1 Sign the Dorm Where You’re Partying Is
Haunted…

1> Soul sucking, flesh eating sorority girls still won’t give
you the time of day.

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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Penn State — 1 (5th #1!)
Tom Galloway, UNC-Chapel Hill — 2, 4, 7
(Triple sec!)
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, N. Illinois University — 5
James E. Cooper, Whatsammattawid U — 6, 8
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 9
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Whodini, Malm=F6, Sweden — Ambience