The Top 7 Signs the College
Career Placement Office Is Clueless

7> Your new job as a prison warden lets you see your old buddies Skanks and Guido again.

6> “Have you tried reality TV?”

5> “I hear strippers make good money, Janet.”

4> “Hell, college boy, if I had the breaks you had, I wouldn’t be sitting behind this desk!”

3> “Your strengths seem to be science, math and astrophysics. How about astrology?”

2> You: Enjoy explosives. They: Get you a job at the dynamite factory.

and the Number 1 Sign the College Career Placement Office Is Clueless…

1> They refuse to recommend me for the one job I spent my entire college career preparing for: Beer taster.

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Rabbi Crut, BGSU — 1 (3rd #1!)
Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia Community College — 2, 7
G. Griebenow, Potchefstroom University — 3
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 4
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 5, 6
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — Topic
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty