The Top 8 Signs That Your
Professor Just Doesn’t Care Anymore

8> Not only puts the students to sleep with his lecture, but himself as well.

7> He comes to class less often than the athletes.

6> No longer sleeps with students of EITHER sex.

5> The syllabus contains just one word, “Whatever.”

4> Before your exam, he tells the jock, “You’ll want to make sure and copy off of that guy.”

3> You thought it was bad when he read from the textbook. Now he just quotes “Penthouse” letters.

2> He openly hits on students…in the middle of his lecture.

and the Number 1 Sign That Your Professor Just Doesn’t Care
Anymore…

1> Catch the monkey, earn an A.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Sandra Hull, USDA Graduate School — 1, 5
Geoff Brown, University of Michigan — 2, 4
Kim Moser, New York Institute of Technology — 3
Mary Ann McDonald, Whatsammatta U — 6
Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 7, Topic
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 8
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Insane Clown Posse, Detroit, Michigan — Ambience