NOTE FROM DANNY:

Last week, the College Life Little Fiver Contribs
went after private universities with “The Top 8
Signs That You Are Attending a Private
University.” So it would be only fair that this
week, we bring to you…

The Top 9 Signs That You Are
Attending a State University

9> Keggers are strictly domestic brands.

8> The number of students in your Psychology 101 class exceeds the population of Wyoming.

7> Your private school friends brag about having a GPA above 3.0. You brag that your blood alcohol level has hit 0.4, and you lived.

6> The Fire Brigade, the Ambulance Station, the Coroner’s Office & the SWAT team headquarters are located in adjoining buildings to reduce their average response times.

5> Calculator? Optional. Book? Optional. Korean to English translator for the TA? Not optional.

4> Football games are printed on the University calendar, but finals week isn’t.

3> None of the students are related to state legislators.

2> The melody for your alma mater sounds eerily like the Oscar Mayer jingle.

and the Number 1 Sign That You Are Attending a State
University…

1> Last year’s RA is this year’s pizza guy.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Craig D. Barker, University of Michigan — 1
Wade Kwon, Cornell University — 2, 9
Ed Smith, UT Chattanooga — 3, 8
Bryan Koval, Penn State — 4, 7
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 5
Peter Casper, Queensland U. of Technology — 6
Wendy Bielec, SUNY Cortland — Topic
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator
The Kinks, Muswell Hill, London — Ambience