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March 2, 2007
Cut Your School a *Big* Check
7> Grades are now reported on sheets of uncut 100’s.
6> Both Jenna and Barbara Bush graduated.
5> How else can you explain the, “Britney Spears Advanced Physics
Building”?
4> The University is receiving phone calls from relatives it
never knew it had.
3> The president’s trash goes from being full of Jack Daniels
empties to being full of Crown Royal empties.
2> It’s no longer important for your school to make it into a
bowl game.
he’s always wanted.
Selected from 34 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Andrew Hackard, UT-Austin — 1 (3rd #1!)
Derek Matheis, University of New Haven — 2, 4
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 3
James Knowles, Cal Poly — 5
Peter Casper, Queensland U. of Technology — 6
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 7
Mark Dexter, George Washington University — Banner tag
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor
all the Deans.
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
They’re now giving need-based scholarships to Kennedys.
(Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR)
Washington University changes name to “Franklin University” …
and the school mascot is now the $50 bill.
(Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
The new basketball coach is Phil Jackson.
(Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR)
Teacher’s Lounge Before: Two couches left over from the dorms, one
loveseat found on the freeway, and a mini-fridge bought off the
Kappa Epsilons. Teacher’s Lounge After: Massaging Barcaloungers,
Foster’s and Sam Adams on tap, and TA’s as ottomans.
(Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)