NOTE FROM DANNY:

Welcome back, readers, to a new year of the Top5
Little Fiver College List! I trust that everyone
had a nice and restful holiday break, but enough
of this idle chit-chat. It’s time to get back to
the lists, and it’s time for you to start laughing.
So, damn it, laugh already! Don’t make me come over there

The Top 7 Signs
Jesus is Your Roommate

7> Tuesday All You Can Eat Night at Long John Silver’s usually turns into all you and about 7500 others can eat with only two breaded catfish fillets and five biscuits.

6> He thinks he’s God’s gift to *everything*.

5> On Saturday nights, John Paul lets him borrow the Popemobile.

4> The holes in his body DON’T have piercings through them.

3> He gets a monthly royalty check from Andrew Lloyd Webber.

2> You hear him repeatedly asking his girlfriend to “turn the other cheek”, but fail to hear “and back that ass up.”

and the Number 1 Sign Jesus is Your Roommate…

1> He’s constantly surrounded by a flock of virgins… and they’re *still* virgins at the end of the semester.

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Credits:

Selected from 56 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Hope Roth, Trinity College — 1, 6 (3rd #1!)
Brett Campbell, Millikin University — 2
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 3, Topic
Josh Sinnett, University of Washington — 4
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 5
Ed Smith, UT Chattanooga — 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Bad Religion, Los Angeles, CA — Ambience