The Top 7 Signs It’s
Time to Do Your Laundry

7> You’ve already worn all your roommate’s clothes.

6> Archeology students ask for the privilege of digging through your laundry pile so they can have a topic for their thesis.

5> Somewhere at the middle of the pile, you find your “Vote for Perot in’92″ T-shirt.

4> Your dorm room has just reached number two on the EPA’s superfund site list.

3> You find a pair of parachute pants and a sweater with shoulder pads… and you’re only halfway to the bottom of the pile.

2> You just blew two months’ pay getting the transmission on your ‘74 Ford rebuilt. Now, there’s no way you can afford that “Topless French Maid” service.

and the Number 1 Sign It’s Time to Do Your Laundry…

1> You don’t remember buying an all-brown wardrobe.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Cornell University — 1
Peter Casper, Queensland University — 2
Fran Fruit, Michigan State University — 3
Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 4
Craig D. Barker, University of Michigan — 5
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 6
Steve Whitmore, Illinois State University — 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Don Henley, Gilmer, Texas — Ambience