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April 6, 2007      Share/Save/Bookmark

The Top 8 Rejected
Things to Do Over Spring Break

8> Pretty much the same thing you do on weekends: sit around and
watch Babylon 5.

7> Wear pants. Or anything else for that matter.

6> “I am *so* behind on my flossing!”

5> Opera Camp.

4> “Let’s hope there’s still people in line when we start our
shift at the soup kitchen!”

3> “Well, we have ten days with no class. Let’s get this frat
house cleaned and up to code.”

2> Work all those even-numbered problems.

and the Number 1 Rejected Thing to Do Over Spring Break…
1> “When’s the last time we visited Grandma’s grave?”


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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 1, 4 (13th #1!)
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 2, 5
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — 3, Tenured Professor
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 6
Dave Van Iderstine, Rensselaer Poly — 7
John Shurniak, University of Regina — 8
DJ Skribble — Ambience

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