Things to Do Over Spring Break
8> Pretty much the same thing you do on weekends: sit around and
watch Babylon 5.
7> Wear pants. Or anything else for that matter.
6> “I am *so* behind on my flossing!”
5> Opera Camp.
4> “Let’s hope there’s still people in line when we start our
shift at the soup kitchen!”
3> “Well, we have ten days with no class. Let’s get this frat
house cleaned and up to code.”
2> Work all those even-numbered problems.
Selected from 33 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 1, 4 (13th #1!)
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 2, 5
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — 3, Tenured Professor
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 6
Dave Van Iderstine, Rensselaer Poly — 7
John Shurniak, University of Regina — 8
DJ Skribble — Ambience