The Top 9 Reasons Why Dorm
Life Beats Off-campus Residence

9> It’s easier for a pathetic loser to get lost among th

thousands of dorm rats.

8> Living off campus can get pretty pricey; dorm housing saves you money: You can get pot, Doritos, beer and laid with just one trip down the hallway.

7> Parents are 2.13% less likely to stop by and visit dorms.

6> Where else can you get the pleasure of tipping over a 50-gallon garbage can full of water onto a group of incoming freshmen at the bottom of the stairwell?

5> RAs can be bought off with a pizza. Landlords require more substantial bribes.

4> Driving to school in your PJs is ridiculous and embarrasing. Walking to class in PJs is prefectly reasonable.

3> Off campus: Your phone number is seven numbers to memorize. Dorm: Your phone number is only four!!

2> Your mom can’t barge in at all hours.

and the Number 1 Reason Why Dorm Life Beats Off-campus
Residence…

1> Dorm fees can be rolled into tuition and paid with student loans. Off campus rent must be paid with *real* money.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 1, 5
(Woohoo!
12th #1!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom University — 2,
Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 3, 8
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 4, 7
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 6
Scott Witmer, Penn State — 9
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty