September 22nd, 2006
The Top 8 Quotes
Featuring the Word “Keg”
Featuring the Word “Keg”
8> “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a keg.”
7> “Say hello to my little keg.”
6> “I’m bringing keggy back.”
5> “You can get more with a kind word and a keg than with a kind word alone.”
4> “I’ve had enough of these motherf*%!ing snakes on this motherf*%!ing keg!”
3> “One if by can, two if by keg.”
2> “That’s one small beer for man… One giant keg for mankind.”
and the Number 1 Quote Featuring the Word “Keg”…
1> “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this keg.”
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Credits:
Selected from 56 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 1 (7th #1!)
Dan Lautman, University of Maryland — 2, 6
James Knowles, Cal Poly — 2
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 3
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 4, 8
Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas — 5
John Shurniak, University of Regina — 7
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor
RUNNERS UP list — Tapped Out
“A keg at last! A keg at last! Thank God Almighty, we have a keg
at last!”
(Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas)
“Four scores (with sorority girls) and seven kegs ago….”
(Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly)
“Frankly my dear, I don’t tap a keg!”
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
(Hope Roth, Trinity College)
“To thine own keg be true.”
(Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly)
Runners Up list name
(Danny Gallagher, UT Austin)
(Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas)
“Four scores (with sorority girls) and seven kegs ago….”
(Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly)
“Frankly my dear, I don’t tap a keg!”
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
(Hope Roth, Trinity College)
“To thine own keg be true.”
(Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly)
Runners Up list name
(Danny Gallagher, UT Austin)
HONORABLE MENTIONS list — Badweiser
“Do or do not. There is no keg.”
(Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas)
“Houston, we have a keg!”
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
“I regret that I have but one keg to give my fraternity.”
(Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas)
“I tried a keg once, I did not swallow.”
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Danny Gallagher, UT Austin)
(Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas)
“Houston, we have a keg!”
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
“I regret that I have but one keg to give my fraternity.”
(Kevin van Houten, Texas, University of Texas)
“I tried a keg once, I did not swallow.”
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Danny Gallagher, UT Austin)
