NOTE FROM DANNY:

Next week marks the beginning of final exams for
college students across the country. This is a
very stressful time but it could be even more
stressful if their exams include any of these.

The Top 7 Questions That You
Wouldn’t Want to See on a Final Exam

7> ITALIAN: Whassamattawidyou?

6> CHEMISTRY: How much sugar in the gas tank would it take to sufficiently total the car of that cheapskate-of-dean-who- wouldn’t-give-me-a-raise-despite-being-here for-twenty-two- years?

5> BUSINESS: Create a Fortune 500 company from your pocket change. Detail any anti-trust suits currently pending.

4> ECONOMICS: How much cash you got on you RIGHT NOW?

3> POETRY: Write a sonnet, and end the first line with the word “orange.”

2> DISSECTION: You gonna eat that?

and the Number 1 Question That You Wouldn’t Want to See on a
Final Exam…

1> HUMAN SEXUALITY: Why haven’t you called since you slept with me to get an A on the midterm?

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Credits:

Selected from 65 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeffrey Anbinder, Cornell University — 1
Kim Walker-Daniels, N. Illinois University — 2
Gavin Priebe, Kennesaw State University — 3
Brian Foster, Michigan State University — 4
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 5
Amber M. Noel, George Washington University — 6
Fran Fruit, Michigan State University — 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jacksonville, Florida — Ambience