August 31st, 2007
The Top 7 Other Useful
Discounts for College Students
Discounts for College Students
7> Buy any length rubber tube and get a funnel for FREE!
6> “I just saved a bunch of money on a jar of pickles by switching to Gherkin.com!”
5> Your pot will be much cheaper when you and some buddies team up to purchase it by the brick.
4> “Don’t worry about it, man. With every car accident I’m in, I get a free thing of Head On.”
3> The student health center charges the same low fee whether you have one, two or the complete set of STDs.
2> Repeat customers always get a ten percent discount at University Bail Bonds!
and the Number 1 Other Useful Discount for College Students…
1> Clem’s Deli: Show your student ID and get 40% off whatever isn’t selling today.
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Credits:
Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 1, Topic, Banner tag
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Alex Calkins, IU East — 4, 6
Derek Matheis, University of New Haven — 7
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Dean of Students
RUNNERS UP list — Stupor-savers
10% off your phone bill as long as you only call your parents’
number, to ask for money
(Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln)
Buy 9 answers, get the tenth one for free.
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
Liberal Arts textbooks: $35 each or three for $120!!!
(James Knowles, Cal Poly)
“So you’re telling me when I use my college ID, I can get a keg for 2 bucks?”
(Alex Calkins, IU East)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
(Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln)
Buy 9 answers, get the tenth one for free.
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
Liberal Arts textbooks: $35 each or three for $120!!!
(James Knowles, Cal Poly)
“So you’re telling me when I use my college ID, I can get a keg for 2 bucks?”
(Alex Calkins, IU East)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
