The Top 6 New Year’s
Resolutions Rejected by College Students

6> I will accept that I really don’t have a chance with that hot chick, Robin, from my Women’s Studies class.

5> I will take full responsibilty for my grades and stop blaming my teachers.

4> I will give up trying to use the line “Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?”

3> I will stop hitting on the TriDelts and work on the second string band chicks with whom I actually have a slight chance.

2> I will stop making fun of those dorks over at Top5 Comics.

and the Number 1 New Year’s Resolution Rejected by College
Students…

1> I will stop drinking after dry heaving begins.

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Credits:

Selected from 63 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 1, 3, 4, 5
(4th #1!)
Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 2
Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia Comm. College — 6
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty
The VH1 Television Network — Ambience