NOTE FROM DANNY:

This is officially the first list of the new year,
and we here at Top5 College would like to be
the first to welcome you to 2004, where we have
flying cars, food that comes in tiny capsules and
jetpacks that fly people to work each morning.
Come, join us here in the future…

The Top 6 New Year’s
Resolutions of Frat Members

6> Set a new record — the next time I run my underwear up the flagpole, I will be wearing it.

5> To actually do something productive with the little bit I learned in Physics 101 besides trying to make a better beer bong.

4> Develop sensitive side. Sign up for “Women’s Studies.”

3> No drinking unless it’s dark outside. (NOTE: Buy sunglasses)

2> Not to get so caught up in partying and drinking that my academic performance suff– HEY! Skittles!

and the Number 1 New Year’s Resolution of Frat Members…

1> Limit drinking to *seven* nights per week.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College — 1, 3 (1st #1! Toga! Toga!)
Chris Stump, Roanoke College — 2, 5
Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia CC — 4, 6
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Tiffany, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma — Ambience