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February 23, 2007
Things I Learned in College
7> Nobody cares if I skip class. I’m still flunking, but at least
I don’t have to sit in detention!
6> A hangover sharpens your hearing enormously.
5> There’s a reason the “read a page, drink a beer” studying
strategy is not recommended by most educational experts.
4> Trying to drive your car up on two wheels: A) Doesn’t impress
your Physics professor as much as you thought it would, and;
B) Should be done in an *empty* parking lot.
3> Remember all that stuff your parents told you about the nerds
and the cool people in high school trading places later?
Apparently, that happens *after* college.
2> 90 = 100.
Selected from 38 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 1 (9th #1!)
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 2, 3, 4, 6, Topic, Banner Tag (Triple Sec!)
Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 3, 5
Joseph Terranova, Wayne State University — 7
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor
help with final exams much.
(Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln)
Nobody cares about your proof that buying clothes from the
second-hand store is cheaper than washing them.
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
There is no statute of limitations for campus parking tickets.
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
*Somebody* has to be in the bottom fifth of the class.
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
Communication is, like, really f*&%ing, ummm, important, y’know?
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)
Grades are determined prior to the start of the semester.
(Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University)