September 23, 2005     

The Top 8 Least
Popular Cheating Methods

8> Paying the star quarterback to take the test for you.

7> “DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANSWER FOR 43 YET? ANYONE? NO? OKAY, WELL
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET ONE!!”

6> Spend as much time as possible memorizing the information a
night or two before the test. I’m surprised no one has tried
this before!

5> Servicing the lunch lady for extra helpings.

4> On the night before the test, trank your professor, write the
answers on his forehead… and steal all the mirrors in his
house.

3> Simple. Your “Ethics and the Law” professor? Bribe him.

2> Asking the professor for hints.

and the Number 1 Least Popular Cheating Method…

1> Crapping your pants so you can go to the bathroom and look up
answers. For all 25 questions. One at a time.

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus - Atlanta — 1 (4th #1)
Joseph Terranova, Wayne State University — 2, 8
Ian Dauphinee, Acadia University — 3
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 4
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 5
Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 6
Veronique DuBeaumarchais, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — Topic
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty