May 11th, 2007
The Top 5 Least Coveted Summer Jobs
5> Door-to-door haggis salesman.
4> Tripe Washer at the slaughterhouse.
3> Non-adopted Ethiopian child.
2> Clinical test subject for a new libido-suppressant.
and the Number 1 Least Coveted Summer Job…
1> Barry Bonds’ specimen collector.
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Credits:
Selected from 34 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark Zinck, Grand Valley State University — 1 (1st #1!)
Douglas Frank, West Texas A & M University — 2, 4, 5,(Triple Sec!)
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 3
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Tenured Professor
