NOTE FROM DANNY:

Secondly, hardcore TopFive fanatics out there
will remember that this week’s topic is based on the
“Top 5 Famous Quotes Featuring the Word ‘Underpants’”
list. So with that in mind, we proudly present…

The Top 8 Famous Quotes
Featuring the Word “Keg”

8> “Louie, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful keg.”

7> “… a thousand kegs of light ….”

6> “All work and no keg makes Jack a dull boy.”

5> “Oh, I get by with a little help from my keg. Mmm, I get high with a little help from my keg.”

4> “We’re going to need a bigger keg.”

3> “A fool and his keg are soon parted.”

2> “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take…OUR KEG!”

and the Number 1 Famous Quote Featuring the Word “Keg”…

1> “Well, that depends on what the definition of the word ‘keg’ is.”

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Credits:

Selected from 76 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Dexter, George Washington University — 1 (3rd #1!)
Brett Campbell, Millikin University — 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, N. Illinois University — 3
Josh Sinnett, University of Washington — 4, 6, 8 (Triple
sec!)
Randy Lee, US Military Academy — 5, 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Suicidal Tendencies, Venice, California — Ambience