NOTE FROM DANNY:

Picture this: You and your favorite goat are
sitting in your dorm apartment just enjoying being
together when suddenly, your RA throws open the
door and finds you and Scruffy staring back at his
very confused face. What would you say?

The Top 7 Excuses for
Having a Goat in Your Dorm Room

7> “It’s my roommate! That crazy exchange student down the hall put some kind of spell on him!”

6> “It’s part of my cunning plan to trap terrorists, which also explains why the goat is in a burqa.”

5> “Well, who else is going to eat the pizza boxes?”

4> “Hey, don’t blame me, the school computer made the rooming assignments.”

3> “Well, last week you specifically said no grass or weed were allowed in dorm rooms. I’m just making sure of that.”

2> “It’s okay. I had Subway.”

and the Number 1 Excuse for Having a Goat in Your Dorm Room…

1> “Sex.”

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Credits:

Selected from 53 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 1 (3rd #1!)
Brett Campbell, Millikin University — 2
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom University — 3
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 4
Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln — 5
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 6
Geoff Brown, University of Michigan — 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA