March 7th, 2008



The Top 9 Events at
the College-Olympics


9> Pimp Your RA’s Ride

8> DUI Liquor Dash

7> The 100-Minute Finals Cram

6> Hundred Panty Dash

5> Chess Team Hurling

4> Synchronized Term Papers (formerly called ‘Performance Plagiarism’)

3> The Piss-cus (for Distance and Volume)

2> The Jell-O Shot Put

and the Number 1 Event at the College-Olympics…

1> Porch Furniture Scavenger Hunt




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Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 1, 6, 8 (15th #1!)
(Triple Sec!)
Jim Phynn, Georgetown University — 2, 3
James Knowles, Cal Poly — 4
Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln — 5
Derek Matheis, University of New Haven — 7
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus, Atlanta — 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Temple University — 9
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of Pharmacy — Dean of Students



RUNNERS UP list — Beijing-Or-Bust

Crave-Case Eat-off
(Gary Reynolds, Indiana University)

Figure-Leering
(Gary Reynolds, Indiana University)

Fountain Diving
(Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln)

High BAC Dive
(David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos)

Jell-O Shooter Wrestling
(Gary Reynolds, Indiana University)

Long Distance Parental Cash Extraction
(James Knowles, Cal Poly)

Muff-Diving
(Gary Reynolds, Indiana University)

Pants-Off Dance-Off
(Gary Reynolds, Indiana University)

Sustained Slacking
(Michele Lord, U of NE Lincoln)

The How Many Freshman Girls Can You Date-athon
(Jeff Rabinowitz, Temple University)