March 26, 2001     

The Top 9
Disadvantages of Coed Bathrooms

9> With no fear of being caught, couples showering together have
pushed the bathroom wait up to 7 hours on the weekend.

8> The percentage of practical jokes played on campus involving
feminine hygiene products increases by 50%.

7> It’s only orientation week, and you’ve already realized how
woefully inadequate High School health class was.

6> It just kills the romance when you realize your new boy
can’t aim for the toilet.

5> Oh sure, coed bathrooms are “modern”, but your push for coed
showers is “harassment.”

4> Have sex on a toilet seat, and you’re having sex with
*everyone* who’s had sex on that toilet seat.

3> The percentage of naked people wandering the hallways as
a result of stolen towels increases drastically…
no, wait, that’s an advantage.

2> Let women into the bathrooms and next thing you know, we’ll
let ‘em into the voting booths!

and the Number 1 Disadvantage of Coed Bathrooms…

1> Takes the fun out of spying!

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions by 6 contributors.
Today’s Little Fiver authors are:

Kristopher Kettner, Columbia College — 1 (Woo-hoo!)
Wade Kwon, Cornell University — 2, 4
Nikita Heroux, Hartwick College — 3, 8
Barry D. Johnson, RIT — 5, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Joanna Zwickler, Hamilton College — 6
Madeleine Sato, Kirkland College — List Moderator, Topic
Laurie Northrup, Hamilton College — Resident Advisor