The Top 7 Differences in a
“Very College Thanksgiving”

7> Binge, purge, watch TV.

6> “I think we are all thankful for Katie’s new piercing. That thing is paying for itself.”

5> Normal: stuffed turkey College: Wild Turkey

4> When the guy next to you asks for a breast and thigh… he’s not talking about the turkey.

3> Sweet Potato Pie: Check. Whipped Cream: Check. Tri-Delts: Bingo!

2> Let’s all say something we are thankful for this year. I’ll start: beer goggles and girls with low standards.

and the Number 1 Difference in a “Very College Thanksgiving”…

1> The parsley your mom used never made you laugh so much, eat a third helping, or make you paranoid about the turkey’s family avenging its death.

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Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Derek Matheis, University of New Haven — 1, 4 (1st #1!)
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 2, 5, 7
(Triple Sec!)
Mark Sweatt, Student Emeritus - Atlanta — 3
Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 6
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty