March 21, 2003     

NOTE FROM DANNY:

In case anyone is wondering, this week
we’re talking about weed. That’s right, we’re
talking about *THAT* kind of weed. Grass, hemp,
pot, jay, reefer, mary jane, chronic, smoke,
ganja, herb, smoke, dope, skunk, hash, Maui
wowie, J, hooter, toke, yesca, budah, bionic,
shwag, indica, mex, herbage, doobage, wacky
tobacky, hemp, THC, indo, homegrown, doobie.
In case you still haven’t figured it out, this week,
we’re talking about…marijuana. If you’re still
confused, go ask your parents.

The Top 7 Differences
in a “Higher” Education

7> “I’m sorry professor, but my dog smoked my homework.”

6> No complaints about cafeteria food. In fact, they’re asking
for seconds.

5> So what if you forget the answers to the final? The
professor has forgotten the questions.

4> For the first time in recorded history, a female in the
Womens’ Studies department will giggle.

3> Your baseball team’s nickname is the “Marleys.”

2> The spring drama club’s production is hilarious… too bad
they’re doing “Hamlet.”

and the Number 1 Difference in a “Higher” Education…

1> Your postgraduate work starts next month at the Betty Ford
Clinic.

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Credits:

Selected from 54 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Penn State — 1 (4th #1!)
Josh Sinnett, University of Washington — 2
Brent McDaniel, Georgia Tech — 3
James Knowles, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo — 4
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 5
Rabbi Crut, Watsammattawid U — 6
Brian Dye, New Mexico State University — 7
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
DMX, Baltimore, Maryland — Ambience