NOTE FROM BRANDON:

Some of us have only had the privilege of eating
one of the two types of food discussed in today’s
list. For those of you who have never been to
college we’ll clue you in…

The Top 11 Differences
Between Dorm Food and Prison Food

11> Worms make prison food worse and dorm food better.

10> RAs usually filch more of a delivered pizza than prison guards do.

9> While capable of it, dorm pork chops are rarely used as shivs.

8> Prison: Can’t be cruel or unusual. College: No such protection.

7> Prison food is served to dangerous psychopaths. Dorm food is made by dangerous psychopaths.

6> In school, your chances of getting shanked for your dessert are slightly higher.

5> If prisoners all get sick from the food, there’s an investigation. If college students all get sick from the food, it’s nothing new.

4> In prison, there’s at least the promise of a riot for entertainment.

3> They have laws protecting prisoners and requiring a certain level of nutrition. Students are on their own.

2> At least in prison you know why you’re being punished.

and the Number 1 Difference Between Dorm Food and Prison Food…

1> Dorm cafeteria screws come down harder on you if you’re caught lifting a spoon.

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Penn State — 1, 6, 10 (15th #1!)
Ed Krayewski, Seton Hall — 2, HM name
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 3
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 4
Audra Whitton, N. VA Comm College — 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Temple University — 6
James Knowles, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo — 7, 9
David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos — 8
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom U. — 11, RU list name
Brandon Eldridge, StL College of P’cy — RA/List Moderator