NOTE FROM DANNY:

Since Halloween is this week, everyone here at
TopFive’s College Life list would like to wish you
and yours a Happy Halloween. Oh, and by the way…
BOO! Ha ha! Scared ya, didn’t I? Go on, admit it.

The Top 6 Differences Between
a Haunted House and a Frat House

6> HAUNTED HOUSE: Unidentified ghoulish stench of blood and human decay wafting around constantly. FRAT HOUSE: Farting contests.

5> HAUNTED HOUSE: They torture neighbors with random unpleasant, ghoulish noises and moaning. FRAT HOUSE: They play Dave Matthews constantly.

4> HAUNTED HOUSE: People are buried in the lawn. FRAT HOUSE: People are passed out on the lawn.

3> HAUNTED HOUSE: Screaming girls lift up white sheets of ghosts, only to find nothing at all underneath. FRAT HOUSE: Screaming girls lift up white sheets of togas, only to find nothing at all on underneath.

2> HAUNTED HOUSE: Residents walk through walls. FRAT HOUSE: Residents punch holes through walls.

and the Number 1 Difference Between a Haunted House and a Frat
House…

1> HAUNTED HOUSE: On dark nights in the presence of a full moon, men transform into wolves. FRAT HOUSE: On dark nights in the presence of a full keg, dogs transform into foxes.

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Credits:

Selected from 82 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Randy Lee, US Military Academy — 1, 2, 3 (3rd #1! Hat trick!)
Lou Magelowitz, University of Nevada — 4
G. Mike Klockow, Purdue University — 5, 6
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA
Whodini, New York, NY — Ambience