The Top 9 Dangers of
Buying a Paper on the Internet

9> A thesis on autoerotic asphyxiation was probably NOT what your sociology prof had in mind when he asked you to write a paper detailing one of the major problems facing males today.

8> The URL on the top of Web browser printouts tends to be a giveaway to most professors.

7> You can’t really search for a paper online without losing three hours getting sidetracked on porn sites.

6> Teachers may be familiar with papers written by that “Cliff” guy.

5> Right in the middle of one of the paragraphs is the sentence “My professor smells like the inside of an ass,” and you’ll probably never find it.

4> Apparently “Ha(k3rz Ru|3″ is not an appropriate thesis statement.

3> Using Pop’s Mastercard online leaves a damning evidence trail.

2> Every paper contains either an offer to re-finance or to enlarge your penis.

and the Number 1 Danger of Buying a Paper on the Internet…

1> If the paper has anything bad to say about President Bush, you’ll have to out-bid Dan Rather.

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