NOTE FROM DANNY:

Are you tired of your current university?
Want to take on challenges that are more challenging
and meet friends who are more friendly?
Are you as funny as a dead rabbit?
Then come on over to T5U!

The Top 9 Classes at
T5U (TopFive University)

9> Meteorology 101: Naming of Hurricanes

8> Remedial Counting: Getting Beyond Five

7> Biology 503: Growing Potted Plants (Wink, Wink)

6> Poli Sci 320 and Physics 392: Combining Liberal, Conservative and Moderate Politics Top5 lists into one without creating devastating rifts in the space-time continuum

5> Ethics 317: Taught by Prof. Letterman

4> Workload Management Prep Course: Submissions FIRST, studying LATER

3> Typing 101: One Finger and Two Finger Methods

2> Anatomy 517: Your Ass vs. a Hole in the Ground

and the Number 1 Class at T5U (TopFive University)…

1> Mythology 452: Contributor Dating

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Penn State — 1, 3 (14th #1!)
Kevin van Houten, UT Austin — 2, 7, 9 (Triple sec!)
Dan Lautman, University of Maryland — 4, 5
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 6, 9
James Knowles, Cal Poly, SLO — 8
Rabbi Crut, BGSU — 9
Danny Gallagher, UT Austin — List Moderator, RA