April 7, 2006     

No dudes allowed.

The Top 6 Advantages
of Single-Gender Dorms

6> A great opportunity to peep in the girls’ lounge to witness
pillow fights and improv makeout sessions.

5> Now you can walk around naked in the halls without being
accused of sexual harassment. Then again, why would you want
to now?

4> Absolutely no chance of cooties contamination.

3> We wouldn’t have it any other way here at Brokeback University.

2> No complaints about the late-night poker parties and belching
contests. And there are advantages in the guys’ dorm too.

and the Number 1 Advantage of Single-Gender Dorms…

1> “What’s that smell?” becomes a question of the past.

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gary Reynolds, Indiana University — 1 (7th #1!)
Joseph Terranova, Wayne State University — 2, 3
Erik Deckers, Ball State University — 4
Guy Payne, Auburn University — 5
John Shurniak, University of Regina — 6
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis College of Pharmacy — RA on Duty