Lists for 2006:
- Days of College Christmas
- Signs Your School’s Football Team Isn’t Getting That Bowl Game
- Signs Your School’s Curriculum Needs Work
- Obsolete Majors
- Signs Your Fraternity Is About to Be Booted Off Campus
- Signs Your S.O. Is an Exotic Dancer
- Signs You’re at an All-Female School
- Least Successful Bribes to Offer a Professor
- Quotes Featuring the Word “Keg”
- Headlines That Scream “College”
- Reasons We Didn’t Study
- Most Lucrative Degrees
- Signs School Is About to Start
- Signs Your Lab Partner Is an X-man
- Differences Between College Now and the 1960s
- Alternate Ways to Pay Tuition
- Items *Not* on the Summer To-Do List
- Things We’d Like to Overhear in a Summer Course
- Signs That Final Is Going to Be a Killer
- Euphemisms for Asking Your Parents for More Money
- Signs the College Career Placement Office Is Clueless
- Worst Late Term Paper Excuses
- Advantages of Single-Gender Dorms
- Signs the Paper You’re Grading Is Plagiarized
- Limericks About Dorm Food
- Spring Break Destinations for Nerds
- Signs It’s *That* Kid’s 21st Birthday
- Reasons You Asked Your Parents for Money
- Signs Your Course Is Being Taught by a Corporation
- Signs You Aren’t Getting Any Pledges This Semester
- Signs Your Roommate’s Pet Wants to Kill You
- Perks of Having Your Shower Pimped
- Things We Accomplished Over Christmas Break
- New Frat Party Mixed Drinks
- Resolutions Made and Broken by College Students
