Lists for 2005:
- Signs That Final Is Going to Be a Killer
- Signs Your Lab Partner Just Isn’t Going to Make It
- Things We Miss About High School
- Differences in a “Very College Thanksgiving”
- Signs You Took Too Many Credits This Semester
- Best Things About Townies
- Advantages of Living in a Coed Dormitory
- Signs Your Roommate Won’t Be Here Next Semester
- Things You’d Rather Not Hear at the Health Center
- Least Popular Campus Clubs
- Signs the Kid Sitting Next to You Is a Pledge
- Least Popular Cheating Methods
- Ways You Have Learned to Work the System
- Little-Known Songs About Fraternity Pledges
- Best Things About Being a Professor
- Best Things About Being a Student
- Things You Wish You Knew Before Attending College
- Signs Your Classmate Plans to Run for President
- Reasons You Won’t Make It as an Engineering Major
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Faculty Advisor
- College Characteristics Most Likely to Shock Incoming Freshmen
- Bad Ideas You Got From Watching College-Related Movies
- Things on the Summer To-Do List
- Rejected College Mascots
- Disadvantages of Repeating a Class Over the Summer
- Signs Your Roomate Is About to Snap
- Quotes From Papers Written While Inebriated
- Characteristics of the Most Popular Professors
- Ways to Have Fun at the Campus Health Center
- Signs Your Professor Just Received Tenure
- Dangers of Buying a Paper on the Internet
- Most Popular Courses at Monkey University
- Inventions College Students Would Like to See
- Signs Your Team Won’t Make It to the NCAA Tournament
- Signs Your Roommate Is a Science Major
- Changes in Campus Life That Would Shock Alumni
- Signs Your Lecture Is Boring Your Students
- Reasons College Students Are Always Poor
- Books You’ll Never See in the University Library
- Ways College Students Intimidate Super Heroes
- Good Things About Frat Boys
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Professor Say
- Things You Wish You Had Known Before Attending College
- New Year’s Resolutions Rejected by College Students
