Lists from 2004
- Dec 17 Signs Satan Is Your Roommate
- Dec 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Isn’t as Hot as You May Think
- Nov 26 Things Overheard During the First Thanksgiving Dinner If it Were Attended by
- Nov 19 Signs Your Girlfriend Isn’t as Hot as You May Think
- Nov 5 Signs the Football Season’s Not Going So Well
- Oct 29 Signs You Need to Cut Back on Your Alcohol Consumption
- Oct 15 Signs Your School’s Fraternities Are Out of Control
- Oct 8 Signs Your School’s Lunch Lady Wants You
- Oct 1 Signs You Won’t Make the Dean’s List
- Sep 24 Ways to Get Your Dorm Room to Yourself
- Sep 17 Reasons Why Dorm Life Beats Off-campus Residence
- Sep 10 Signs a Professor Is Mad at You
- Sep 3 Things You Should Not Say to the Campus Cops
- Aug 27 Signs You’re in a College Town
- Aug 20 Signs Your Summer Job Sucks
- Jul 23 Signs You Won’t Be Class Valedictorian
- Jul 14 Differences Between Dorm Food and Prison Food
- Jun 18 Classes at T5U (TopFive University)
- Jun 11 Things Overheard During President Bush’s Commencement Speeches
- Jun 4 Commencement Speakers We’d Like to See
- May 28 Things You Don’t Want to Hear in a Summer School Class
- May 21 Worst Excuses for Missing a Final Exam
- Apr 30 Worst Reasons to Ask Your Parents for More Money
- Apr 23 Signs You’re Not the Big Man on Campus
- Apr 16 Signs Your Professor Hates the Job
- Apr 9 Things Overheard During the NCAA Basketball Final
- Apr 2 Reasons Why Pigs Are Flying Over Your Campus
- Mar 26 Excuses for Having a Goat in Your Dorm Room
- Mar 19 Hazards of Attending Nudist U
- Mar 5 Things You Don’t Want to Overhear in the Student Union
- Feb 27 Signs Your Coach’s Contract Won’t Be Renewed
- Feb 20 Signs Your Professor Is Hiding Something From the Past
- Feb 13 Little-Known Movies About Hangovers
- Feb 6 Worst Excuses for Dropping a Class
- Jan 30 Signs Your Roommate Is an Alien
- Jan 23 Things Overheard During the Sugar Bowl
- Jan 16 Headlines We Don’t Want to Read in the Student Newspaper
- Jan 9 Worst Excuses for Being Late for Class
- Jan 2 New Year’s Resolutions of Frat Members