Lists for 2004:
- Signs Satan Is Your Roommate
- Signs Your Boyfriend Isn’t as Hot as You May Think
- Things Overheard During the First Thanksgiving Dinner If it Were Attended by
- Signs Your Girlfriend Isn’t as Hot as You May Think
- Signs the Football Season’s Not Going So Well
- Signs You Need to Cut Back on Your Alcohol Consumption
- Signs Your School’s Fraternities Are Out of Control
- Signs Your School’s Lunch Lady Wants You
- Signs You Won’t Make the Dean’s List
- Ways to Get Your Dorm Room to Yourself
- Reasons Why Dorm Life Beats Off-campus Residence
- Signs a Professor Is Mad at You
- Things You Should Not Say to the Campus Cops
- Signs You’re in a College Town
- Signs Your Summer Job Sucks
- Signs You Won’t Be Class Valedictorian
- Differences Between Dorm Food and Prison Food
- Classes at T5U (TopFive University)
- Things Overheard During President Bush’s Commencement Speeches
- Commencement Speakers We’d Like to See
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear in a Summer School Class
- Worst Excuses for Missing a Final Exam
- Worst Reasons to Ask Your Parents for More Money
- Signs You’re Not the Big Man on Campus
- Signs Your Professor Hates the Job
- Things Overheard During the NCAA Basketball Final
- Reasons Why Pigs Are Flying Over Your Campus
- Excuses for Having a Goat in Your Dorm Room
- Hazards of Attending Nudist U
- Things You Don’t Want to Overhear in the Student Union
- Signs Your Coach’s Contract Won’t Be Renewed
- Signs Your Professor Is Hiding Something From the Past
- Little-Known Movies About Hangovers
- Worst Excuses for Dropping a Class
- Signs Your Roommate Is an Alien
- Things Overheard During the Sugar Bowl
- Headlines We Don’t Want to Read in the Student Newspaper
- Worst Excuses for Being Late for Class
- New Year’s Resolutions of Frat Members
