Lists from 2003
- Dec 12 Excuses for Taking Seven and a Half Years to Earn a Four-Year Degree
- Dec 5 Courses at Supervillain University
- Nov 28 Things Overheard During the First Thanksgiving Dinner If It Were Attended by College Students
- Nov 14 Sports Based on College Life
- Nov 7 Worst Comments to See Written on Your Assignment
- Oct 31 Things Overheard at Professors’ Houses While Trick or Treating
- Oct 24 Real Reasons Why Textbooks Cost So Much
- Oct 17 Signs You’re at a Bad Business School
- Oct 10 Signs You’re Not a Big Man on Campus
- Oct 3 Bad Ideas for Improving Your College Diet
- Sep 26 Signs Your Scholarship Is Going to Be Revoked
- Sep 19 Worst Memorial Building Names
- Sep 5 Things Overheard at the Old Folks’ “Animal House”
- Aug 29 Myths/Truths About College
- Aug 22 Things to Leave Out of Your “About Me” Admissions Essay
- Aug 15 Signs You’re a Missing Person
- Aug 8 Least Popular College Radio Shows
- Jul 18 Signs You’ve Signed Up for the Wrong Class
- Jul 11 Little-Known Video Games About College Parties
- Jul 4 Signs Your Tuition Is Going Up
- Jun 27 Signs You Aren’t Going to Make the Varsity Team
- Jun 20 Historical Figures and Their Work-Study Jobs
- Jun 13 Amazing Reports by Campus Security
- Jun 6 Worst Summer College Jobs
- May 30 Signs Your Campus Might Secretly Be “Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Children”
- May 23 Reasons for Swapping Roommates
- May 16 Ways to Be More Popular On Campus
- May 9 Classes at Hell’s University
- May 2 Signs You’ve Joined the Wrong Fraternity or Sorority
- Apr 25 Signs the Dorm Where You’re Partying Is Haunted
- Apr 18 Signs You’ve Pulled One Too Many All-Nighters
- Apr 11 Headlines We’d Like to See in a Student Newspaper
- Apr 4 Ways College Would Be Different If Saddam Hussein Were the University President
- Mar 28 Signs Your College’s Basketball Team Won’t Make It to the Final Four
- Mar 21 Differences in a “Higher” Education
- Mar 14 Things We’d Do for an A
- Mar 3 Songs About College Parties
- Feb 24 Signs Your Dorm Roommate Is a Spy
- Feb 17 College Theses
- Feb 10 Worst Part-Time College Jobs
- Feb 3 Signs Your Roommate Is a Prostitute
- Jan 27 World’s Easiest Essays
- Jan 20 Reasons You Said You Were Late for Class vs. The Real Reasons You Were Late for Class
- Jan 13 Signs Jesus is Your Roommate