Lists for 2003:
- Excuses for Taking Seven and a Half Years to Earn a Four-Year Degree
- Courses at Supervillain University
- Things Overheard During the First Thanksgiving Dinner If It Were Attended by College Students
- Sports Based on College Life
- Worst Comments to See Written on Your Assignment
- Things Overheard at Professors’ Houses While Trick or Treating
- Real Reasons Why Textbooks Cost So Much
- Signs You’re at a Bad Business School
- Signs You’re Not a Big Man on Campus
- Bad Ideas for Improving Your College Diet
- Signs Your Scholarship Is Going to Be Revoked
- Worst Memorial Building Names
- Things Overheard at the Old Folks’ “Animal House”
- Myths/Truths About College
- Things to Leave Out of Your “About Me” Admissions Essay
- Signs You’re a Missing Person
- Least Popular College Radio Shows
- Signs You’ve Signed Up for the Wrong Class
- Little-Known Video Games About College Parties
- Signs Your Tuition Is Going Up
- Signs You Aren’t Going to Make the Varsity Team
- Historical Figures and Their Work-Study Jobs
- Amazing Reports by Campus Security
- Worst Summer College Jobs
- Signs Your Campus Might Secretly Be “Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Children”
- Reasons for Swapping Roommates
- Ways to Be More Popular On Campus
- Classes at Hell’s University
- Signs You’ve Joined the Wrong Fraternity or Sorority
- Signs the Dorm Where You’re Partying Is Haunted
- Signs You’ve Pulled One Too Many All-Nighters
- Headlines We’d Like to See in a Student Newspaper
- Ways College Would Be Different If Saddam Hussein Were the University President
- Signs Your College’s Basketball Team Won’t Make It to the Final Four
- Differences in a “Higher” Education
- Things We’d Do for an A
- Songs About College Parties
- Signs Your Dorm Roommate Is a Spy
- College Theses
- Worst Part-Time College Jobs
- Signs Your Roommate Is a Prostitute
- World’s Easiest Essays
- Reasons You Said You Were Late for Class vs. The Real Reasons You Were Late for Class
- Signs Jesus is Your Roommate
