Lists for 2002:
- Famous Quotes Featuring the Word “Keg”
- Things Overheard During Danny’s Graduation
- Unfortunately Named Professors
- Things Overheard at a Fraternity’s Thanksgiving Dinner
- Things Your College Recruiter Made Sure You Didn’t Know About College
- Signs the Student Government Threw Your Campus-Wide Election
- Inedible Dining Hall Delicacies
- Differences Between a Haunted House and a Frat House
- Not-So-Well Known Movies About College Parties
- Worst Pieces of Advice to Hear from a T.A.
- Things Your Academic Advisor Is Thinking
- More Appropriately Named Classes
- Little-Known TV Shows About Fraternities
- Signs Your Computer Lab Needs Updating
- Ways Congress Would Be Different If It Were Run by College Students
- Differences If Elvis Were Your College Roommate
- Creative Ways to Earn Money for Textbooks
- Signs That Satan is Your Roommate
- Highlights of Mr. Rogers’s Commencement Speech at Dartmouth College
- Ways to Get Your Roommate to Leave Before Your Date Arrives
- Signs That Your Professor Is Sleeping with One of Their Students
- Rejected Celebrity Job Applicants
- Ways College Would Be Easier if You Were a Jedi
- Things Overheard at Harvard’s Graduation
- Signs that Your Admissions Counselor Is Nuts
- Questions That You Wouldn’t Want to See on a Final Exam
- Signs It’s Time to Leave a Keg Party Early
- Differences Between Regular College and Clown College
- Signs That Your Professor Just Doesn’t Care Anymore
- Things Overheard During Spring Break in Cancun
- Worst Ways to Tell Your Parents that You’re Failing
- Signs It’s Time to Do Your Laundry
- Signs Your Professor is Way Too Into the Material They’re Teaching
- Rejected Titles for Class Textbooks
- Signs That You Are Attending a State University
- Signs That You Are Attending a Private University
- Signs You’ve Chosen the Wrong Study Abroad Progam
